Hashtag Hustle Advocate Pillows

Late again.

Lynching on social media

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Running Latte

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

~ S.O.S.

#notblessed

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

The Real American Dream

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Artisanal Pottery

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Office Woman

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'