Hashtag Hustle Advocate Pillows

Late again.

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Running Latte

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

#notblessed

The Real American Dream

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Office Woman

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Artisanal Pottery

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'