Harps T-Shirts

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels from the realms of glory

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

An amplified harp

Dog on a harp

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Smashed harp...

Boxing with your harp

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spider harpist.

Whale Music

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cat on the Harp

Mermaid and music

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."