Harpooning Mugs

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

French horn.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Broadway Moosical.

Dog on a harp

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Silent music

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Whale Music

Cat on the Harp

Mermaid and music

Live music every night.

Playing the Puppet Strings