Harmony In Water Lover Pillows

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Spring Training

His New Grillfriend

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'