Harmony In Water Lover Pillows

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Spring Training

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Leak in the fish tank.

Loud mouth bass.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Go jump in the lake!

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"