Harmonization Humorist T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but because of recent budget cuts we will no longer be able to use the key of 'G'!"

Welcome Spring.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Headlines at Our House

Trumpet and birds

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

Fauna Hybrids

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

The World of People

The Hibernation Channel

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."