Harmonious Horticulturist T-Shirts

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

An old man growing berries

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Tree Passion

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Gardening#2

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'

Mad about Roses!

The Garden