Harmonica Humorist Prints

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

The Adventures of God

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Halo Frisbee.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."