Harmonica Humorist Mugs

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Adventures of God

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Look man, no wings!'

Halo Frisbee.