Hardwood Humorist T-Shirts

Show off their woodworking wit with our playful t-shirts. Designed with humor and creativity in mind, these tees are ideal for the hardwood humorist who loves to make a statement.

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'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.' mockup

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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Honest Vending

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"The Eggsorcist"

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Glance Exchange

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

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Beware of the Dog Hair.

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Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition, mockup

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it." mockup

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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