Hardware Shopping Prints

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Ironmongers

Power and the Glory tools

'It's about to restart.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Witness Protection Program

"And where did you get the idea for your screwdriver, Mr. Phillips?"