Hardship Guru Pillows

Reality, and lots of it!

Self help acupuncture

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

National Academy of Sport

Decision Making Block

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'I gotta lose some weight.'