Hardship Guru Pillows

Reality, and lots of it!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Sir Winston Churchill

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

National Academy of Sport

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Decision Making Block

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

The House of Commons.

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'