Hardcore Hoops Fan Prints

Local Basketball coverage: we don't miss a dribbleb

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Game In A Can.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Basketball injuries.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'