Happy Singleton Prints

"Lucky!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"It's over!"

Armchair Dancing

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Bachelor Cake

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Dating site - buy a dog.

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Do you know what girls want?

Lighter

Sex is for Procreation Only.

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."

'I am...an idiot.'

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

Valentine Gift think tank for single men who never get married

'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'

'The eternal bachelor'

Car has 'Just biding my time' written across the back as single man drives.