Happy Runner Mugs

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Running

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

'Costume - What costume?'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Marathon of love

Marathon costume

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'Well, did you win or what?'

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.