Happy Hunter Mugs

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."

Work/Life Balance

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Pointing.

Saxophone Player.

Lawnmower

"Get out of my face!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Bees v Wasps

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Musical Pondering.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'