Happy Feet Fans Mugs

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

GDP and G&T.

'You've got lot toe!'

Sportsman and music

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Happy hour.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Declan Rice

Gym Kids

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

"We're having a game of FootPool."

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

Foot Injury

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

M.D. Nurse. I'm sorry, Dr. Oglethorpe examines funny bones only during happy hour.

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"

"What ever happened to 'dumb but happy'?"

Time wounds all heels.

Dog wearing a gas mask fetches his master's slippers.

"Damn!"

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

Chiropodist eating corn flakes