Happy Executives Mugs

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

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Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"We like to think of ourselves as a very progressive company. After all, a little self-delusion never hurt anyone."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

We pay the maximum minimum wage.