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Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man whistles while driving his car.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Parallel Parking Garage

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You're late!'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"They've replaced the company car."

"Fairy Friday."

Play Rush Hour

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Mobile

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'Good Book?'

My Day - elevator magazine

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Trainspotters'

Torah reading on the subway.

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

Regular. Plus. Premium. Coffee.

'See - they always find their way home.'