Happily Ever Afters Pillows

Teacher and students.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Christmas Hugs

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Assisted Living.

"Lucky!"

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

BadNewsBlues it is

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

"What time does the afterparty start?"

"What? You want to be carried across the threshold or not?"

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Just Married

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

'I am...an idiot.'

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

'and please accept our apologies for the overbooking of the Bridal Suite!'

"Lewis decided to try computer dating."