Happily-ever-after Dreamers T-Shirts

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

Quantum Psychic

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I just think we should be together'.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Two men in urns holding hands

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

'Ready; aim...'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'