Handshakes T-Shirts

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

Man looking at 'wash your hands' sign in dirty bathroom.

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

Shaking hands.

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

Elbow bump

Happy Birthday Hand Wash

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

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