Handshake Surrealist Mugs

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"That must be Java Man!"

Marriage Counseling.

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Surreal Madrid

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Shaking hands.

Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump