Handmade Enthusiast Gifts

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Crocheting during lockdown

Cheesemaker

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'You just continue to grow.'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

Wildlife crafts

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"Did I startle you?"