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"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"That shirt is so last year."