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Crocheting during lockdown

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Cats at private view

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.