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Crocheting during lockdown

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"What did Jesus order?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Feel better, dear?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Joe Biden

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Move, Gary."