Hand-sign Aficionado T-Shirts

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"He's always been an optimist."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Hanging out your shingle

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"No religious nuts!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Way to go

Wrong Way.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Thank you for not urinating.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Gone for a P."