Hand-raising Hero Prints

'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Foster failure"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Lifesaver!

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Dad's Workbench

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Giant sandwich bags.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

Born to play ball.

Blue-Collar Workers

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman