Do-gooder Extraordinaire Prints

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."

'They're dog roses!'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

inflation at Christmas

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Spare change.'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Santa with a mobile made from presents.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

Please help.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

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