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'A word, Mister Pemberton...'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Irony: Then and Now

'Marry me!'

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

When mimes make an appointment...

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Valentine's Day

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

Third base coaches during a brawl.

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'