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New Umpire Signals

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

When mimes make an appointment...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

A Wrecked-angle.

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"There goes a man of few words."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."