Hand Games Pillows

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Football Fans

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Holiday time.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Dogs and their thoughts

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Marco ..."

Funky Facts: Football.