Hammocking Pillows

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

America Off-line.

'Fred, when are you going to learn to relax?'

Slow News Day

"If you were flying several miles south wouldn't you also need a breather?"

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Snoozing

City Hammock

"Forgot my shears, then when I managed to clamber into here, knackered, wasn't I?"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Problem Solving

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"...err...while I'm here, I'd better take two trees."

'I took the hammock down a week ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him.'

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"I'm letting it lie fallow this year."

Man relaxing in his palm tree hammock.

"Hammock"

"What … have … you … done?"

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'