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'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

D.I.Y with dad.

Like father like son.

Runner going through hurdles.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Hard Day?'

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

'I also do taxes.'