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'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Football Chameleon

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Ed's receding hairline!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Hallelujah!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Bobo's Barber Shop

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."