Hamlet Aficionado Pillows

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

The Origami Society...

Stephen Spender.

Mantis Love

Günter Grass

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Ironing Punctuation

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

My Literary Influences

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.