Hamilton Admirer Prints

"But Burr, do you demand satisfaction so much as to go to New Jersey for it?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

bird interprets modern art

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Remarkably Richmond

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Picasso'