Hamburger Aficionado Mugs

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

The Origami Society...

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Fried chickens.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."