Halo Enthusiasts Pillows

Heavenly Halo

'I'm good. How are you?'

"Good game."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I can't take you anywhere!"

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

Your angel is always with you

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Paleo-to-go

Balloon Man

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

Helicopter Rescues.

Helium Guitar Festival

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Coronavirus in New York

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."