Halo Appreciator Pillows

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Good game."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Look man, no wings!'

"You've changed."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

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'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I'm good. How are you?'

Aethel the Analyzed.

Your angel is always with you

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Perpetual Motion.