Halloween Preparation Mugs

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Swinging on a star.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Here we are."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO