Halloween Historian Mugs

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."