Hairstyle Twin Mugs

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I don't like your application."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"We have the exact same taste."

Baby Hairstyles.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Not you. Your hair.

What price beauty?

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Nice haircut."

Military style hedgehog

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"So, how do you want it?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut