Hairless Aficionado T-Shirts

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Beard in the Stone

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Long shift?'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

A stylized man in pyjamas

Two men in barber shop

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Trendies, INC

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."