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"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Love at First Sight

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Young Elvis

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Georgian head-dress