
'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'
Celebrate their passion for hair with fun t-shirts featuring clever designs or funny captions about hair styling critics. Great for making a statement and sharing a laugh.
'I know I said you should part your hair down the middle, but...'
Love at First Sight
Lesser known greek gods,
Military style hedgehog
"Like my new haircut?"
'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
'Medusa has a bad snake day'
The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.
"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."
"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?
"We invented your hair."
'Love what you've done with your hair.'
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'
Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was
A Macaroni in 1773
"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"
'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'
"Lose the man bun and shave your head."
Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -
Ringlets Hairstyle
Elton Coiffeur.
"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."
The Last Perm.
The usual?
Frank P. Newton, Gold Medalist, X-Treme Games VII, Comb-Over competition.
"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."
"I know it's more practical Rapunzel, but I'm not so sure the perm really suits you."
Explore our collection of mugs designed for hair styling critics—perfect for adding some humor to their morning coffee routine.
Find cozy, funny pillows that capture the spirit of hair critique with style and humor.
Browse our prints collection to add some humorous flair to any space, celebrating the art and critique of hair styling.