Hair Expressionist Gifts

Your hair looks lovely. - 'I hate it.' - 'Oh, I didn't realise.' - 'Now you've made me cry.' - 'I'm sorry.' - 'You'll pay dearly for this!!!' -

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Quick Spring Fling

Bald Man Overcomb

Hairstyles

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Medusa on the weekends.

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."