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"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Shakespeare's Brain

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

1950's.

My central park