Hagiographer Mugs

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

1950's.