Habitual Welder T-Shirts

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Organic Soldering.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Office Park

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Computer operator welding machine.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"The blow drier is broken."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"Remedial Karate"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Second to Nun

Celebrity Welding

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Ark Welding

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Organic Soldering.

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Pipeline bends around a bear.