Habitual Tv Watcher Mugs

"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Showbiz Awards

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.